I found this at John C Dvorak's Blog. My comment is below.
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RTF EULA | TG Daily
The End User License Agreement. You probably have grown accustomed to clicking through on these when installing new software, so accustomed that you don’t even read them anymore. Well, we have and here are some of our favourites. We also present them with simultaneous plain English translations.

…Therefore, you agree to pay, and Company agrees to accept in compromise, for each chargeback you may issue or directly or indirectly cause to be issued against company, the amount of EIGHT THOUSAND DOLLARS ($8,000.00) to Company (or the party selling you this license), as liquidated damages and not as a penalty. You expressly confess, in the event of such a “chargeback”, that such chargeback constitutes fraud and confess such fraud. You agree to pay all costs incurred by company or the seller of this license in collecting these amounts.

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I say we start a campaign to have an EULA for the consumer and other average joe people.

Something like, "By allowing Company to debit my checking account on a regular basis, they are expressly agreeing that they will refund 7X (Seven Times) the anual amount taken out if they provide anything less than sub-standard service to the end user of their product or service. Further, Company agrees completely that the term "Sub-standard service" is defined as anything that the end user (User) deems as inappropriate. This may include and is not limited to items such as, harrassing phone calls, not paying over-draft charges caused as a result of Company's debit, failure to answer a customer service phone call on the 2nd ring, and any other item that User may deem inappropriate.

Think about it, if we didn't buy their software, use their service, subscribe to their monthly this or that, they'd not be in business... So maybe we should start a campaign to FORCE them to agree to our demands before we partake of their offerings....

My 2 cents.

We went to Howard Payne Homecoming 2005 this weekend. There weren't many fellas there but we did find one VERY important one Sunday morining. Justin & Suzanne are members at Coggin Ave Bapt Church and the church is currently without a pastor.

As he has done for so many churches over the years, Dr. Frankie Rainey stepped in as an interim pastor. God seems to have really blessed Dr Rainey with the gift of shepharding churches during times of transition. He's a special man.

Dr. Rainey also is VERY special the the Curlee and Mathews family. Dr Rainey served as pastor for Memaw Lorene and Pappa George's church in Lampasas. During that time they came to love him dearly and till their last days always spoke very highly and lovingly about him. He meant alot to those two and that congregation.

Over the years as a professor of Christianity at HPU Kat and I got to know him as well.

Kat had him for New Testament, a class which suprisingly kicked her butt. She learned alot from him.

I didn't have him for any classes... thankfully because he graded REALLY HARD.

Dr Rainey however was our Delta Pi sponsor. WOW what memories. He was our dad, our grandpa, our best friend, and our leader. He was and is still, one of the original fellas.

One minute he'd be going over scripture with us, the next he'd be dwelling us. We'll be posting plenty of Dr Rainey pictures at dasfellas.com as that site comes to life.

For Kat and I, Dr Rainey means a little more than most. He was our pastor at Crestmont Baptist Church in Burleson when we lived in Arlinton the first time around, and more importantly, he was our pre-marriage counselor. We learned alot durning our sessions with him. We love him dearly and to this day keep him near our hearts.

This morning at Coggin, I had the distict honor of introducing my daughters to him. Jillian just smiled her usual smile, but Jayna ran right to him and jumped in his arms for a HUGE hugh. He squeezed her tightly and just loved on her. I almost started crying.

Full Circle. Wow. I've got pictures of Dr Rainey, pictures of me and the fellas with him, and now... a picture of my beloved daughter with one of my beloved, former leaders.

Dr. Rainey, Thanks for the years, the memories, the love and the laughs.... all of them.

I and my family love you brother!

Posted by Dave